Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Monday, September 5, 2011
my first WTF of the new college football season
I just tuned into the Miami-Maryland game. Maryland is wearing some ugly ass helmet that is a fusion of two paint schemes on each side. It looks like fugly on one side, diarrhea spatter pattern on the other. I'm trying to find a picture of this abomination.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
in which I have to scratch my lead...laugh my ass off, and debut a new label
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1107/quidditch.college.campus/content.1.html
Quidditch could be cool as hell. You know...if the brooms actually flew...like in the magical world of Hogwarts. But in reality duplicating it is about like trying to duplicate Chocobo Racing. I notice that I've never seen any pictures of nerds hopping on the backs of ostriches.
As it is you're just playing a game sorta like lacrosse or field hockey, only running around with a broom between your legs like a 4 year old playing cowboy with a broom horse.
I wonder if dropping your broom is an ejection...since falling off your broom in the books and movies had serious consequences. You got sent to Gravity's Penalty Box.
I wonder if subtly jarring some guy's broom up into his groin constitutes good defense.
I would say that none of these players had a chance of getting laid....ever....but at least the game is co-ed so you have the potential of attracting a member of the opposite sex who likes running around with a wooden handle wedged up into their nether region while chasing a kickball to throw it through a hula hoop as much as you do.
Quidditch could be cool as hell. You know...if the brooms actually flew...like in the magical world of Hogwarts. But in reality duplicating it is about like trying to duplicate Chocobo Racing. I notice that I've never seen any pictures of nerds hopping on the backs of ostriches.
As it is you're just playing a game sorta like lacrosse or field hockey, only running around with a broom between your legs like a 4 year old playing cowboy with a broom horse.
I wonder if dropping your broom is an ejection...since falling off your broom in the books and movies had serious consequences. You got sent to Gravity's Penalty Box.
I wonder if subtly jarring some guy's broom up into his groin constitutes good defense.
I would say that none of these players had a chance of getting laid....ever....but at least the game is co-ed so you have the potential of attracting a member of the opposite sex who likes running around with a wooden handle wedged up into their nether region while chasing a kickball to throw it through a hula hoop as much as you do.
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