http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1107/quidditch.college.campus/content.1.html
Quidditch could be cool as hell. You know...if the brooms actually flew...like in the magical world of Hogwarts. But in reality duplicating it is about like trying to duplicate Chocobo Racing. I notice that I've never seen any pictures of nerds hopping on the backs of ostriches.
As it is you're just playing a game sorta like lacrosse or field hockey, only running around with a broom between your legs like a 4 year old playing cowboy with a broom horse.
I wonder if dropping your broom is an ejection...since falling off your broom in the books and movies had serious consequences. You got sent to Gravity's Penalty Box.
I wonder if subtly jarring some guy's broom up into his groin constitutes good defense.
I would say that none of these players had a chance of getting laid....ever....but at least the game is co-ed so you have the potential of attracting a member of the opposite sex who likes running around with a wooden handle wedged up into their nether region while chasing a kickball to throw it through a hula hoop as much as you do.
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