Tuesday, April 5, 2011

my impersonation of the idiot portion of the NCSU sports community *clears throat*

MARK GOTTFRIED?!?!??!?! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Way to judge the guy before he's even so much as set foot on campus in an official capacity. Let alone signed a recruit. Or run a practice. Or coached a game.

Some idiots you just can't make happy no matter who you hire.

COACH K?!?!?! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! HE COACHED AT DUKE, AND OF THE 31 YEARS HE'S COACHED AT DUKE HE HASN'T WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN 27 OF THEM!!!!

PHIL JACKSON????? BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! MICHAEL JORDAN PLAYED FOR HIM AND ENDED UP RETIRING FROM BASKETBALL! HOW GOOD CAN HE BE?????

BOBBY KNIGHT???? BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! HE'S OLD!!! AND HE MAKES STUPID TV COMMERCIALS!!

Seriously, you start slaughtering a guy the moment he gets hired. No wonder nobody wants to come coach at State.

3 comments:

  1. LOL!!!!!!!!!! Not much more to add to that... at best the reception is "eh, better than getting cancer" and at worst it's "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, HE'S HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER!"

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  2. You know what they say. "You can't please all of the people all of the time....."

    "Or a Wolfpack Fan any of the time..."

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  3. In all seriousness, he's probably a good get, so to speak. Seems to have good clout with recruiting and the only reason he got fired was because he was sticking it in a bunch of college girls. There are only doods and bricks at NCSU, so that shouldn't be an issue. One would hope, anyways. Probably got him for a steal.

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